[critique] New Song

["Shaddyr" <shaddyr@xxxxxxxxx>]

TTTO Denis Leary's "I'm an A$$hole"
(I saw "No Cure for Cancer" years back and that song stuck in my head ever since - maybe this will help get it out)

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I'm not your regular Jane with a regular job
I'm a reader of fanfic, a filker, a slob
I like Jarod, and Kirk and Angel and more
I've got a Pentium 3, with intel at its core
My cats and and my job, my kids and my car
With my nose in a book, my dinner I char 

but sometimes that just ain't enough
to keep a gal like me interested
oh no, no way, uh-uh
No, I've gotta sit down and write too,
make those characters mine
oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I write my fics
Without punctuation
It makes people reading them
have palpitations

I write fanfic
Yo dee yo, yo dee yo
I write fanfic
The world's baddest fan fic

I start a fic
then I end at part three
my readers have promised
to crucify me

I write fanfic
Yo dee yo, yo dee yo
I write fanfic
The world's baddest fanfic


(bridge)

people say I'm wrting fanfics too much
'bout Xena, and Jarod and Buffy and such
they say with reality I'm out of touch.

yeah?

I write fanfic
Yo dee yo, yo dee yo
I write fanfic
The world's baddest fanfic