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[ba-filk] Re: Nuts in the Chocolate



Hi,
thanks for the laugh
Kathy
--- "Thomas G. Digby" <bubbles@well.com> wrote:
>       Are there Nuts in the Chocolate?
> 
> 
> Among the goodies in the Con Suite at Consonance
> 2003 were some imported
> candy bars.  That was a problem:  Someone wanted to
> know if they had nuts
> in them, but the labels were all in German.  The
> resulting discussion got
> rather silly.  I've tried to capture some of it in
> song, although I
> suspect you really had to have been there.
> 
> 
>       Tune:  There's a Hole in the Bucket
> 
> 
> Are there nuts in the choc'late, 
> The choc'late, the choc'late?
> Are there nuts in the choc'late, 
> The choc'late, the choc--
> 
> Go look on the label, 
> The label, the label.
> Go look on the label, 
> The label, the labe--
> 
> The label's in German, 
> In German, in German.
> The label's in German, 
> In German, in Germ--
> 
> So who here reads German,
> Reads German, reads German?
> So who here reads German,
> Reads German, reads Germ--
> 
> Dictionary, dictionary,
> Dictionary, dictionary?
> Dictionary, dictionary,
> Dictionary, dictionar--
> 
> We have no dictionary, 
> Dictionary, dictionary.
> We have no dictionary, 
> Dictionary, dictionar--
> 
> There's a bookstore down yonder, 
> Down yonder, down yonder, 
> There's a bookstore down yonder, 
> Down yonder, down yon-- 
> 
> I can't leave my duty,
> My duty, my duty,
> I can't leave my duty,
> My duty, my dut--
> 
> Recruit a new gofer, 
> New gofer, new gofer, 
> Recruit a new gofer, 
> New gofer, new gofe-- 
> 
> He's so long in coming, 
> In coming, in coming, 
> He's so long in coming, 
> In coming, in com-- 
> 
> We have our new gofer, 
> New gofer, new gofer, 
> We have our new gofer, 
> New gofer, new gofe-- 
> 
> So where is this label, 
> This label, this label? 
> So where is this label, 
> This label, this labe-- 
> 
> The choc'late's all eaten, 
> All eaten, all eaten.
> The choc'late's all eaten, 
> All eaten, all eat--
> 
> We have some new choc'late, 
> New choc'late, new choc'late.
> We have some new choc'late, 
> New choc'late, new choc--
> 
> Are there nuts in the choc'late ...
> 
> 
> 
>                            -- Tom Digby
>                            written on the morning of
> 3/08/2003
>                            entered 13:01 03/10/2003
> 
> 
> 


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